Magcon💕
stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

vagbags:

rainbowcubone:

vagbags:

merryduckie:

vagbags:

WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN

he left because he got injured..

WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF

July 22 with 298,563 notes
the-citythatneversleeps:

Please could you take some time out to read this?This wonderful, handsome, young boy’s name is Josef. In 2012 Josef (aged 15) was diagnosed with cavernomas. Cavernomas are described, by professionals, as clusters of blood vessels (that look like blackberries), they’re really quite dangerous and life-changing.A few years ago Joe developed a bunch of awful headaches and migraines, he’d have them every day and be in a lot of pain. He’d go dizzy a lot and be very tired. The doctors didn’t look further into this.In 2012 he had numerous major seizures that left him in an induced coma, to be later diagnosed with Cavernomas. Joe has 14 cavernomas on his brain.Joe is currently on medication but his seizures still continue to this day, some worse than others. If the seizures worsened, the blood vessels in his brain could burst. Which would be extremely life-threatening.This condition and it’s symptoms are extremely rare, estimated to occur in 1 in 400,000 people in the UK alone. The past 2 years have been a tough journey for Joe, his family and his friends, with his current and future plans having to change dramatically.. he can’t be alone, he can’t go out alone as his seizures could occur at any time.I’m running the 5k color run in August for the Cavernomas charity to raise money and awareness.I don’t have many followers at all, but i’m trying my best to do something.It’d mean a lot to him, his family and myself if you could visit my donation page here and donate, even the smallest amount will help <3If you can’t donate, please reblog and spread the word, thankyou so much <3

calumsexual:

ITS OK TO WANNA FUCK 5SOS. ITS OK TO TELL UR FRIENDS U WANNA FUCK 5SOS. IT IS NOT OK TO BLUNTLY TELL 5SOS U WANNA FUCK THEM TO THEIR FACES. THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN THIS FAM, IN ANY FAM, OR ANYWHERE ELSE UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO KICK UR BOOTY, GOT IT??

July 22 with 3,187 notes
griernashty:

awespinosa:

shawns-lazy-eye-omf:

nineonefuckingone:

We All Need A Little Bit Of Aaron Ass On Our Blog .

When Aarons ass shows up you always. Always. Reblog

he’s got a better ass than i do oh

Oh my god his ass is so big! 😱

lashtonxstylinson:

How come in fanfictions they always say the same dumb things.
Like “our toungs fought for dominance”
are we wwe wrestlers now?
“His*insert eye color* orbs stared back at me”
EYES they are called EYES
“You taste so good”
Nigga what the hell I ain’t a damn cracker
“I’m about to come”
No its C-U-M
“Your so tight”
Well nigga duh I’m a virgin I didn’t expect to be loose

July 22 with 271 notes
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commanderabutt:

adhoption:

stupidstagram:

stupidstagram:

so many hot boys……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot girls 

in 

the world 

change my post to something as disgusting as this ever again and i’ll rip out your throat and feed it to my dogs 

if literally just switching the genders can make you this angry you probably shouldn’t have made the post in the first place

perfect

July 22 with 11,069 notes
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splendr:

is this the fault in our stars
duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake
posted on July 22,177,237 notes
hoodratmendes: We like barnacles a lot elena 

shawnsmirk:

im nostalgic bc spongebob

i just realized that made no sense but it connected in my head

No it makes sense

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nashty-booty:

thepumaa:

thepumaa:

*heavy breathing* WHAT. IS. THIS.

SHAWN’S NECK VAIN. i. just. noticed. it

Baes